Across the nation, every beloved comedian, treasured thespian, and talented musician tentatively opens door #1 on their festive calendar, hands all a-tremble. Can they last through to calendar's end?
It was a choice what was behind that door: a choice between a miniature chocolate and the Reaper Himself. Anxiously collapse that waveform. The chocolate behind door #1 is, however, an advent calendar chocolate, and therefore somehow still manages to be disappointing.
2016 is 91.667% done with, folks. Let's at least try to make it with [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] still intact. Names removed, because at this stage I don't want to tempt fate.
It's doing the rounds on the Facebooks, and I thought I was probably due for an update.
Your Political Compass
Economic Left/Right: -6.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.41
A little more libertarian than I was expecting, but actually it's very close to last year's result: the 0.2 shift downwards is probably because I'm inna mood today. Have shifted quite a ways to the left fiscally, though. I blame scotm for that.
Still, the only mainstream political party remotely close to me on the chart is the Greens, and I live in England now, where I understand the Greens are significantly more flaky.