Bishops say No to replacing Trident [The Scotsman (look, I get it for free at work, okay?)]
SCOTLAND's Catholic bishops yesterday appealed to Tony Blair not to commit Britain to replacing the Trident nuclear missile system [and, look, the Catholics say so too].
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that so many talented military strategists had taken the cloth.
``It is immoral to use weapons of mass destruction'' ---Scottish Catholic Bishops
Oh really? Well I thought there was a precedent. At Gomorrah.
Stick to handing out wafers and fucking choirboys, wafer-distribution monkeys. When I want your opinion on the defence of the realm I'll fucking call you. You might not be able to understand the question because of all the maniacal laughter in the background.