1981 called. They want their stupid fucking ideas back.
"K9 holds a very special place in the hearts of all Doctor Who fans." added [some cretin].—yes, the hearts, and often the spleens. Sometimes the bowels.
Let's see just how much further we can dilute the franchise. Coming in Spring 2007: `AC-COM-MO-DATE'—two Pakistani Daleks run a guest house in Torquay with the `help' of their bumbling, adorable Slitheen porter. ``I'm so sorry, he's from Raxicoracafallapatorius''—you'll be rolling in the aisles.