Paging RTD...

1981 called. They want their stupid fucking ideas back.

"K9 holds a very special place in the hearts of all Doctor Who fans." added [some cretin].

—yes, the hearts, and often the spleens. Sometimes the bowels.

Let's see just how much further we can dilute the franchise. Coming in Spring 2007: `AC-COM-MO-DATE'—two Pakistani Daleks run a guest house in Torquay with the `help' of their bumbling, adorable Slitheen porter. ``I'm so sorry, he's from Raxicoracafallapatorius''—you'll be rolling in the aisles.

In AGONY.

if he made the first two fingers of his hand into a V and attempted to poke them up her nostrils

I just created the lj-tag incredibly obscure reference and went back to retroactively tag a few relevant entries. Naturally it's nearly all of them.

Well, I know I'm amusing myself. I just hope someone else is getting them.

On a vaguely related note: spam emails are now using quotations from Misery to circumvent Bayes filtering.